Total Medals Earned: 1,169 (From
238 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 18,330 Points
Beaten the first level.
Saved Kate.
Killed by every type of hazard.
Found the first Rune of Shalak.
Found the 8-bit world.
Kill an angry Fisherman before he manages to hit you with his Big Fish.
Buy your first Skill.
Have 12 or more Zombies on the level at once.
Clear an area with 1 minute or more left on the clock.
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Fortify an area.
Knock down 200 Zombies.
Eat a total of 100 food pick-ups.
Shoot off 400 arms.
Decapitate 200 Zombies.
Kill a Sweeper without being hit by it once.
Start a day with 99 Rifle bullets.
Open 25 crates.
Kick 100 Zombie Heads.
Surf 25 times.
Kick a Goliath.
Kick a Zombie Head intro a group of 3 or more Zombies.
Clear out an Area that had at least 30 zombies.
Clear out an Area that had at least 30 zombies on Nightmare mode.
Hunt Zombies for over an Hour.
Surf another Zombie straight after you finished surfing one.
Buy all the skills.
Spend a total of 2500 Pounds.
Kill a Fisherman without getting hit by any of his fish.
Kill five Zombies in a row using only your kick.
Accumulate a total of 1000 Pounds.
Perform 15 successful pistol reloads in a row.
Kill a Sweeper before he's done a full cycle of a level.
Kill a Goliath on Nightmare Mode.
Kill a total of 2000 Zombies.
Fortify 3 of the 4 areas.
Finish the game with Nightmare Mode on throughout.
Do the most damage possible with one bullet to a Goliath's Head.
Finish the game.
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Set a cat on fire.
Beat the tutorial levels.
Completed 5 different levels without using strings.
Evaded all enemies in 10 different levels.
Rescued burning cats in 10 different levels.
Beat the game.
Listen to all songs
Beat Level 1
Kill 10 of each elf type
Beat Level 2
Beat Level 3
Kill 100 enemies with punches to the nuts
Beat Level 4
Beat any of the first four levels without losing any energy
Beat the final level without losing any energy
Beat the game once with each of the 3 playable characters
Beat Level 5
The sound of silence...
It's just too hard to resist...
Let's take this outside!
Only losers give up and go home alone.
Love hurts.
Fun to ride, but don't let anyone catch you on one.
Sometimes things are best kept to yourself!
Nothing like that first taste of cold beer!
Put em up.
Sometimes you just have to establish dominance.
Ohh noo! She's beached as bru!
Drink til you drop.
They looked like mints, but they weren't at all!
Can anyone say... Date rape?
Proven to double your chances!
Ahh... There's nothing like a little Asian takeaway!
Treat her like a lady.
There's clearly no one that you can't please!
Chicks before dicks.
...a hell of a good time!
You are officially the master of scoring!
Get a game over.
Pause the game.
Destroy an enemy by deflecting a projectile at it.
Squish a pedestrian by pushing tank over it.
Regenerate a total of 10 health bars over the game.
Play a custom game with only jets.
Get a 20+ combo.
Survive 10 minutes in Custom Mode with all units set at maximum intensity.
Kill 10 enemies with the zeppelin's laser.
Get a score of 10,000 in Grenade Juggler.
Beat story mode.
Survive 5 minutes on Missile Crisis.
Get a score of 100 in Pancake Factory.
Beat story mode on hard.
Press A to view your inventory
Spend less than 5 minutes on the instructions.
View Credits
Press the M Key to Mute the Game
Spend more than 5 minutes on the instructions
View all of the Bios
Find SevenSeize's Secret Movie
Find Magical-Zorse's Hidden Flash
Find John Van Deusen's lost pick.
First page found
He See You
Third page
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Sixth page
8 pages collected
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you took one mean shit
Congrats! you found the wrench.
Successfully created a bag of shit
Winner of the pillow fight
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Saved the hot teacher
You won the game
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Achieve 1m points in a single run.
Get 100k points in a single high jump.
Go fast enough to lose your headphones to the wind.
Achieve a 50x multi.
Achieve 100x multi.
Achieve 50m points in a single run.
Get 1m points in a single high jump.